I-I had a creeper dream last night that I just remembered. S-so I'll write it in script form like I usually do because I'm a lay-zay person.

The first part I kind of forgot but I ended up in some music room.

Me: Like. Whoa it's a... huge... piano... type thing.
Kai: You can bowl with it, you know. ... and customize the keys. -sitting on top of it-
Me: ... oh. I-I see. That's... interesting. ... LET'S BOWL.
Everyone else who magically appeared: -cheering-
Me: I GO FIRST OKAY.
Kai: WAIT.
Mom: Y-YEAH WAIT.
Me: ... wh-what.
Morgan: Do you want to own Prussia.
Me: ... Prussia isn't a country anymo-
Morgan: DO YOU WANT TO OWN PRUSSIA.
Me: YES.
Morgan: Okay cool. -stamps Union Jack on my head-
Me: ... That's not Prussia's-
Morgan: Okay so like, Prussia switches places during the year.
Me: ... wh-
Morgan: Prussia replaces Mongolia for Summer and Spring.
Me: ... h-how does that work-
Morgan: Prussia replaces Liechtenstein for Winter and Fall.
Me: ... O-oh. How does that work.
Morgan: ... I... don't know.
Me: W-well okay cool. But why did you stamp a Union Jack on my head.
Morgan: That's Prussia's flag.
Me: N-no. It's not.
Morgan: It is.
Me: ... o-okay sure.
Kai: But there's a catch, y'know. You have to get a special book, first.
Me: ... well. Where is it.
Kai: Let's bowl first, okay.
Me: Okay.

-insert tragic bowling montage here-
-... with unfitting music-

Me: I WON. HAHAH-
Kai: Your dad did.
Me: ... o-oh. -tragic turn-

Then I forgot how I got to the house that looked like my aunt's.
So.
-magical transition-

Me: ... whoa. Th-this place is creepy.. and reminds me of- HEY A STAIRCASE. I-I guess I have to go up these.. ?
Everyone else: -waiting outside tragically-
Me: Wh-wh- a door--
Door: -says HAMSAUR in big letters-
Me: ... wh- -opens door anyway- ... this room-- -searching-
-even though the room is bare except for a desk in the center-
Me: -walks up to desk- ... there's homework... homework... homew- HISTORY OF PRUSSIA
THERE
THAT MUST BE IT--- -looks down- -panicked screech okay- Oh my G- oh my-
Hamsaur: -jumps out from under desk and roars-
Me: What th- -tragically throws arms up- -runs down stairs again okay-
OH DAYYYYYY-AM I LEFT THE BOOK. -slams door tragically-
Kai: I got the book.
Me: How did y-
Kai: You threw it out the window.
Me: I never even picked it up.
Kai: ... let's go back to the bowling alley/music room.
Everyone: -pauses to stare at some huge rocket launching out of the ground-
Me: ... when did it get darker--

-magic transition back to bowling alley/music room-

Snobby people: -ripping keys off the piano-
-and ripping up maps of Mongolia/Prussia-
Me: ... H-HEY. NO. -cowering behind Kai-
Snobby people: -bowling now-
Me: -attempting to replace keys- W-we could just-- we could just share--
Snobby people: -tragically throw me into a corner-
Me: Wh-
w-
-tragic neck swivel- WELL. FINE. -hugging a puffin-
Morgan: ... why do you have the Union Jack on your forehead.
Me: ... what. Really.

And then I think I just sat there in a corner stroking a puffin's head until I woke up. ;;_;;